Sometimes when we're gestating, God screws up our genitals. Luckily with hormones, modern surgery and loads of money this can be fixed. Simpler cheaper means can also be used; some transsexuals operate on themselves quite succesfully, though applying a saw to one's penis is certainly not recommended. Once MTF transsexuals hack off their dick, they usually cook it at 45° celcius and eat it as a symbol of their disdain for the male sex.

FTM have a more difficult time as the two surgeries available to them are complete shit. Phalloplasty creates a penis which looks like a mangled sausage hanging from their crotch and Metoidplasty creates a tiny penis which is the source of many locker room lulz. As these two surgeries are crap they usually choose not to do it and their only expense is a nice, high-quality, Prosthetic Penis.

Many feminists find this upsetting, and say no one born with a penis should be allowed into Womyn Only Music Festivals. There is nothing more distressing than hearing a man in a dress join in a discussion about menstrual blood.